Total Medals Earned: 823 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,550 Points
Medals Earned: 29/48 (285/500 points)
Win game with 20 points or more
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Very Bad, popular music makes your ears bleed
Find the 3 hidden stars
won game with 30 points or more
Won the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/95 points)
The more aggressive problem solver.
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/55 points)
Take the poster
Celebrate the homecoming
Take the apple
Take the flag
Take a picture to remember by
Take the glasses
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/80 points)
Find Fragment 1.
Find Fragment 4.
Find Fragment 5.
Find Fragment 2.
Find Fragment 3.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Very brave!
Digging in the dirt!
Smarty
Get rid of the ghost!
Escape!
Medals Earned: 2/30 (10/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Collect 10 squares
Collect 20 squares
Collect 30 squares
Medals Earned: 1/16 (25/500 points)
You made 1000 Kills
You restored 10000 health points.
You made 10000 Kills
You restored 1000Armor
You dodged 1000 attacks.
You restored 1000 health points.
You dodged 100 attacks
You restored 2500 Armor
You dodged 2500 attacks
You restored 2500 health points.
You made 50000 Kills
You restored over 5000 armor
You made 100000 Kills
You restored 10000 armor
You restored 25000 health points
You dodged 5000 attacks
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/265 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.